Thursday, July 17, 2008

Resolved: Neil Patrick Harris is a National Treasure

As if Harold & Kumar and How I Met Your Mother weren't proof enough, the man is cool enough to walk a mile in Bruce Campbell's shoes in an Old Spice commercial. And then, NPH goes to eleven by starring is a singing super villain in Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog.

As a public service to new fans who are late to Church of Neil, we present some of his earlier musical efforts that you can add to your playlists. If you can't wait for the Dr. Horrible soundtrack to come out, try these discs on for size. Like Dr. Horrible, both feature Neil singing and, coincidentally, lots of homicidal maniacs.

Assassins (Make sure you get the 2004 version on the PS Classics label. There's an earlier recording that's great, but sadly Neil Patrick Harris free.)

In this musical about the real assassins who killed (or tried to kill) a president, Neil Patrick Harris leads an ensemble cast as the narrator who guides you through some of the darkest chapters of U.S. history... through song. Highlights include the shockingly catchy "Ballad of Czolgosz" and "The Ballad of Booth." It's not the same as watching him step on Captain Hammer, but it's still cathartic as hell hearing Neil stand up for America and bitch-slap Booth (with Stephen Sondheim's finely crafted lyrics, of course.)

Sweeney Todd Live at the New York Philharmonic

Neil Patrick Harris plays Tobias in this story of revenge, murder, cannibalism, and the joys of owning your own small business. He has three big numbers here, including a sweet yet spooky rendition of "Not While I'm Around." Oh, and he may kill somebody before it's all over, too.

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Monday, June 23, 2008

In Tribute to George Carlin: The Seven Words You Can't Text Message

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

These Domain Names Are All Available

In reviewing the traffic data for this website, we were surprised to notice that two distinct users came here after googling the term "whore in clown makeup." (If you're wondering why that search would point users to a site meant to provide visitors with funny things to read while they should be working, take a look at this entertaining, but decidedly non-perverted article.)

So, if you're an aspiring pornographer looking for a niche, be advised that apparently there are at least two people online who are willing to pay good money for sex with clowns. To help get you started in your entrepreneurial efforts, the following web addresses are all currently available for your use as of the time of this posting.

www.bozo-on-bozo-action.com
www.clowncarorgy.com
www.reallyreallyreallybigfootfetish.com
www.ringlingbrothersescorts.com
www.squeezemynose.com
www.hothobos.com
www.squirtingflowers.com
www.girlswhojuggle.com
www.baggypanties.com

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Abstract Expressionist Emoticons

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...(Aphrodite and Pygmalion)
*\!(Self Portrait With Victrola)
+%(The Dream of Summer)
#(Paris at Dusk)
,,.{(Dancers at the Ballet)
-j@(Four Cathedrals)

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