The Gingrich Doctrine

“There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia.”
-Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich is absolutely right: Americans should only have those rights that are available in their country of origin.

Here are some of the rights we should immediately deprive citizens of based on their heritage and religious affiliations:

• Americans of Chinese decent must not be allowed to have more than one child.
• All Jews should be compelled to serve in the military when they turn 18.
• Active members of the armed services should not be allowed to vote if they are of Dominican or Guatemalan decent. 
• Italian-Americans should not be allowed to vote in a Senate election until they are 25 years old.
• Citizens whose families came to America from Puerto Rico should be excluded from voting in Presidential elections.
• Catholics should be forbidden from entering into divorce proceedings. 
• Cuban-Americans ought to have severely limited access to freedom of the press.

Sarah Palin Opposes the Construction of a New Church

Catholics Who Aren’t Bigots, pls understand. New church is UNNECESSARY provocation of those who remember KKK lynchings. Pls reject it in interest of healing

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