Christmas Comes Early

Based on sitings of Christmas themed ads, Christmas officially started on October 28th this year. That gives us a glorious 58 days to celebrate Christmas before the day I thought Christmas actually started on. Adjust your calendars accordingly to reflect the new start dates for holidays:

Christmas: October 28th
New Year's: November 4th
Valentine's Day: December 18th
Memorial Day: March 28th
The 4th of July: May 7th
Halloween: September 3rd
Thanksgiving: September 29th