Mel Gibson’s Guide to Substance Abuse (and The Bigoted Things It Makes You Say)

Previously, Mel Gibson explained away his raging antisemitism by blaming it on the booze. (Because apparently that's what happens to everybody when they drink: They blame all wars on the Jews.) Now that he's outed himself as also hating blacks and women, you have to wonder what form of substance abuse will he blame his bigotry on this time?

Abused Substance: Alcohol
Who It Makes You Hate: Jews

Abused Substance: Antidepressants
Who It Makes You Hate: African-Americans

Abused Substance: Prescription Pain Medications
Who It Makes You Hate: Women

Abused Substance: Steroids
Who It Makes You Hate: Latinos

Abused Substance: Barbiturates
Who It Makes You Hate: Homosexuals

Abused Substance: Heroin
Who It Makes You Hate: Lithuanians

Abused Substance: Crack (Cheap)
Who It Makes You Hate: The French

Abused Substance: Crack (The Good Stuff)
Who It Makes You Hate: The Belgians

Abused Substance: Crystal Meth
Who It Makes You Hate: God Damn Spiders!

Abused Substance: Cat Nip
Who It Makes You Hate: All Asians (Except the Japanese)

Abused Substance: Absinthe
Who It Makes You Hate: The Mayans

Abused Substance: Snuff
Who It Makes You Hate: The Whig Party

Abused Substance: Model Airplane Glue
Who It Makes You Hate: The Irish

Abused Substance: Real Airplane Glue
Who It Makes You Hate: Muggles

Abused Substance: Raw Espresso Beans
Who It Makes You Hate: The Yankees

Abused Substance: LSD
Who It Makes You Hate: Don’t Forget About the Jews

Abused Substance: Ecstasy
Who It Makes You Hate: Fucking Jews