Art Instruction, Inc. Should Offer Photoshop Classes

Do you like to copy and paste? If so, you may have what it takes to be a great artist! Take our admissions test to enroll in classes at the Art Instruction, Inc. of Minneapolis, Minnesota!

Our graduates have gone on to create some of the top animated GIF sod monkeys acting like humans. Enroll today and you’ll be retouching your Match.com profile picture like a real professional!

Instructions:

• Download the image of Tippy the Turtle and the Pirate.
• Put Tippy the Turtle's head on Megan Fox's body.
• Work the Pirate into a new LOLCatz image.
• Now grab a photo from Stacey Feinstein’s Facebook page and make it look like she's making out with Tippy the Turtle. That'll show her!
• Make it look like the Pirate is developing nuclear weapons capabilities.
• See how many PhotoShop filters you can add. Give yourself five bonus points using for “Neon Glow” and “Difference Clouds” in the same picture.

When you e-mail us your results, please CC your Mom so she can forward it to everybody in her address book.