F.T.C. Says Bloggers Must Give Full Disclosure

The Federal Trade Commission says that bloggers must give full disclosure. This won't kick in until December, but I thought I'd avoid the Christmas rush and take care of it now:

Full Disclosure:

• I'm not wearing any pants.
• I can't be bothered to vote in local elections.
• I googled the actress who played Vicki on The Love Boat to see how she looks today. Attractive, but not my type.
• I had a brownie for breakfast.
• Growing up, I was afraid of the Spider Man segments of the Electric Company.
• I am afraid of spiders, but this is unrelated to anything on PBS.
• I own 56 CDs of show tunes, including 4 recordings of Sweeney Todd.
• Okay, I had TWO brownies for breakfast. There. Are you happy now?
• I think the original Star Wars movies are just okay. Also, I kind of liked the Ewoks.
• I've never read The Catcher in the Rye.