How the Recession Affects Sesame Street
After its expenses come under increased government oversight, the number 4 pulls its sponsorship.
Cookie Monster being replaced by his cousin, Ramen Noodle Monster.
Elmo's World downsized to Elmo's Corner.
Bob finally forced into retirement.
Zoe replaced with an orange sock from the Dollar Store.
Grover teaches Abby Cadabby about last and first. Specifically, "Last In, First Out."
Hoopers Store out-sources its operations to workers living on Galli Galli Sim Sim.
Thanks to a 50% off liquidation sale, all Double-U's are now U's.
As more residents move into garbage cans, Oscar complains about gentrification.
Count Von Count indicted on charges of counting some bats twice.
After being laid off, Baby Bear just sits around watching the Telly all day... which makes Telly even more nervous than usual.
In order to pay the bills, Grover forced to take on 8th job.
Cookie Monster being replaced by his cousin, Ramen Noodle Monster.
Elmo's World downsized to Elmo's Corner.
Bob finally forced into retirement.
Zoe replaced with an orange sock from the Dollar Store.
Grover teaches Abby Cadabby about last and first. Specifically, "Last In, First Out."
Hoopers Store out-sources its operations to workers living on Galli Galli Sim Sim.
Thanks to a 50% off liquidation sale, all Double-U's are now U's.
As more residents move into garbage cans, Oscar complains about gentrification.
Count Von Count indicted on charges of counting some bats twice.
After being laid off, Baby Bear just sits around watching the Telly all day... which makes Telly even more nervous than usual.
In order to pay the bills, Grover forced to take on 8th job.
8 Comments:
Now THAT's funny!
nice
I love it!
Does Big Bird have to downsize his nest at all? I remember it being quite large -
No, but his nest egg shrunk to nothing. You know Bird. Always so childlike and trusting. Perfect prey for that sleazeball Madoff.
"Elmo's World downsized to Elmo's Corner."
So, it ain't all bad!
You people think that's funny? You should try watching paint dry, you'll love it!
What about Prop 8's effect on Ernie and Bert?
Prop 8 was California. Sesame Street is New York.
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