Thursday, March 26, 2009

How the Recession Affects Sesame Street

After its expenses come under increased government oversight, the number 4 pulls its sponsorship.

Cookie Monster being replaced by his cousin, Ramen Noodle Monster.

Elmo's World downsized to Elmo's Corner.

Bob finally forced into retirement.

Zoe replaced with an orange sock from the Dollar Store.

Grover teaches Abby Cadabby about last and first. Specifically, "Last In, First Out."

Hoopers Store out-sources its operations to workers living on Galli Galli Sim Sim.

Thanks to a 50% off liquidation sale, all Double-U's are now U's.

As more residents move into garbage cans, Oscar complains about gentrification.

Count Von Count indicted on charges of counting some bats twice.

After being laid off, Baby Bear just sits around watching the Telly all day... which makes Telly even more nervous than usual.

In order to pay the bills, Grover forced to take on 8th job.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Steve S said...

Now THAT's funny!

March 29, 2009 12:07 PM  
Blogger VaderMcCandless said...

nice

March 31, 2009 5:20 AM  
Anonymous Christine said...

I love it!

Does Big Bird have to downsize his nest at all? I remember it being quite large -

March 31, 2009 8:19 AM  
Blogger Ookla the Mok said...

No, but his nest egg shrunk to nothing. You know Bird. Always so childlike and trusting. Perfect prey for that sleazeball Madoff.

March 31, 2009 8:43 AM  
Blogger stayathomedad said...

"Elmo's World downsized to Elmo's Corner."

So, it ain't all bad!

March 31, 2009 9:26 AM  
Anonymous Smart Person's Humor said...

You people think that's funny? You should try watching paint dry, you'll love it!

March 31, 2009 12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about Prop 8's effect on Ernie and Bert?

March 31, 2009 1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prop 8 was California. Sesame Street is New York.

March 31, 2009 8:46 PM  

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