Edward Scissorhands vs. Sweeney Todd
Edward Scissorhands hardly spoke at all.
Sweeney Todd won't stop singing!
The winner is Scissorhands!
Sweeney Todd sought revenge against the terrorist from Die Hard.
Edward Scissorhands sought revenge against the geek from The Breakfast Club!
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands' beautiful topiaries make him the talk of the town.
Sweeney Todd's business doesn't have great word of mouth.
The winner is Scissorhands!
Sweeney Todd's razors have handles made of chased silver.
Edward Scissorhand's scissors have handles made of... well, made of Edward!
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands is so skinny, you want to take him out for a bite to eat.
Sweeney Todd is... well, you might want skip dinner and go straight to the movie.
The winner is Scissorhands!
Edward Scissorhands endears himself to the audience by stabbing a waterbed.
Sweeney Todd endears himself to the audience by stabbing Borat.
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands' presence adds a dark streak to a sunny suburban setting... much to the delight of his neighbors.
Sweeney Todd's presence adds splashes of color to a dark Victorian setting... much to the horror of the people who's colors are being splashed!
The winner is Scissorhands!
Sweeney Todd helps make pies you'd never want to eat.
Edward Scissorhands attends Tupperware parties, for meals so yummy you'd happily eat the leftovers!
The winner is Scissorhands!
Sweeney Todd cuts throats.
Edward Scissorhands mostly cuts his own face.
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands looks like a young Tim "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" Burton.
Sweeney Todd looks like an old Tim "Planet of the Apes" Burton.
The winner is Helena Bonham Carter!
Sweeney Todd's razors make his arm "complete."
Edward Scissorhands has razors because he's "not finished."
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands dresses from head to toe in tight leather, which is sure to make him a sex symbol for people with a freaky leather fetish.
Sweeney Todd's hair looks like a giant skunk, which is sure to make him a sex symbol for people with an even freakier "furry" fetish.
The winner is Todd!
Sweeney Todd won't stop singing!
The winner is Scissorhands!
Sweeney Todd sought revenge against the terrorist from Die Hard.
Edward Scissorhands sought revenge against the geek from The Breakfast Club!
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands' beautiful topiaries make him the talk of the town.
Sweeney Todd's business doesn't have great word of mouth.
The winner is Scissorhands!
Sweeney Todd's razors have handles made of chased silver.
Edward Scissorhand's scissors have handles made of... well, made of Edward!
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands is so skinny, you want to take him out for a bite to eat.
Sweeney Todd is... well, you might want skip dinner and go straight to the movie.
The winner is Scissorhands!
Edward Scissorhands endears himself to the audience by stabbing a waterbed.
Sweeney Todd endears himself to the audience by stabbing Borat.
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands' presence adds a dark streak to a sunny suburban setting... much to the delight of his neighbors.
Sweeney Todd's presence adds splashes of color to a dark Victorian setting... much to the horror of the people who's colors are being splashed!
The winner is Scissorhands!
Sweeney Todd helps make pies you'd never want to eat.
Edward Scissorhands attends Tupperware parties, for meals so yummy you'd happily eat the leftovers!
The winner is Scissorhands!
Sweeney Todd cuts throats.
Edward Scissorhands mostly cuts his own face.
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands looks like a young Tim "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" Burton.
Sweeney Todd looks like an old Tim "Planet of the Apes" Burton.
The winner is Helena Bonham Carter!
Sweeney Todd's razors make his arm "complete."
Edward Scissorhands has razors because he's "not finished."
The winner is Todd!
Edward Scissorhands dresses from head to toe in tight leather, which is sure to make him a sex symbol for people with a freaky leather fetish.
Sweeney Todd's hair looks like a giant skunk, which is sure to make him a sex symbol for people with an even freakier "furry" fetish.
The winner is Todd!
posted by The Editors at
7:31 AM
17 Comments:
>Sweeney Todd endears himself to the audience by stabbing Borat.<
Amen to that!
Sweeney Todd's razor handles are made of virginal silver?
Oh, this article was way too funny. Thank you so much for a chuckle! Great observations. -Cheers
i'll take johnny either way.
It's "chased" silver. Not "chaste." Chased silver is plate, not sterling.
Haa! Todd wins in my book anyday loves...besides the pies are better than Mrs. Mooney's
"Silver's Good enough for me, Mr. T"....
Nice when satire comes with a knowledge of it's subject(s). This was FUN.
I think you meant Scissorhands sought revenge against the jock from The Breakfast Club, not geek!
I'd do either of them. (especially if they stab Borat)
No, it was the geek from BC. Anthony Michael Hall made a much needed appearance in the role of Jim for ES. Cheers
Seriously dude, well if you had SEEN the breakfast club you'd know that the Geek from the breakfast club becomes the jock in edward scissorhands. So the article is in fact correct!
Seriously dude, Anthony Michael Hall, the guy who Edward was seeking revenge against, played the GEEK in The Breakfast Club, not the jock.
This article was really funny. :)
This is a joke, right?
>Sweeney Todd endears himself to the audience by stabbing Borat.<
*ROFL* YES!!!! Hate that guy.
Ok, this article was hilarious. Much enjoyed.
Edward Scissorhands looks like a young Tim "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" Burton.
Sweeney Todd looks like an old Tim "Planet of the Apes" Burton.
The winner is Helena Bonham Carter!
As much as I like Burton...I agree!
i love borat
And you can too for the price of a carton of milk!
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